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This has me in stitches!

Rememeber(a href="http://www.pushby.com/ian/archives/007395.html#007395"> that accident that i had when I needed stitches in my thumb?

I got a bill a while back for 150 bucks. The total was 300, but insurance covered half. I figured that was reasonable. Yep. Well- today i get a bill, and SURPRISE! IT turns out that I owe ANOTHER 500 MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS!!!! and that's AFTER THE $700 THAT THE INSURANCE PAID!!! Yes- that's right. To get 9 stitches in my thumb cost almost $1400!!!

I don't even know what to say. This is fucked.

The big, fat words of eeno at September 07, 2004 03:58 PM
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ouch

tomas's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 7, 2004 04:49 PM

I just hope there are no more bills coming.

Oh, and isn't $300 + $500 + $700 = $1500 = much more than $1400!

locke's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 7, 2004 05:05 PM

young Greeber was never good at math back in Eaton, Colorado.

(hey wait, if i know Eeners real name, do i get control over him like with a demon?... it's DDdhhNOOOO)

oh, by the way neener, in case you don't read backwards blog, see my comment from your hence post, post haste.

muji's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 8, 2004 12:34 AM

BTW, if you eener readers haven't heard, young Merritt Grooms had some type of wipe out on her motorcycle somewhere near Lima, Peru this past week. as she herself put it, "i had a bad moto crash, and smashed my knee and leg".

she seems okay but definately damaged. her moto-tour is cut short and they are both heading to Miami for recovery and presumably mai-tai sipping and botox injections.

sorry to ruin your surprise, Meewah, but figured the eener crew could help me send good vibrators vibrations your way.

unfortunately, this also means she will not be visiting my mexican bungalow any time soon. ahhhh well, as they say down here, "el mono con buena suerte volverá algún día pronto".

ok, they don't say that, but they should.

muji's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 8, 2004 12:45 AM

Next time you should come to me....I can do wonders with a sewing machine...but you will have to pay the electric bill! Sorry to hear about both you and merritt's medical adventure....what the bleep can you do!

gogol's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 8, 2004 10:39 AM

Monkey? What monkey?

Sid's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 8, 2004 09:30 PM

Just a couple weeks ago I got a fish hook well imbedded into the meat of my right palm. I found it on a rock by a lake and liked all the shimmering green feathers attached and thought, "Wow, this would look great on a necklace!" Long story short, bad idea. So with the help of Dael and his neighbor Valle and the proper tools conveniently at hand, we had ourselves a delightful little surgery in the kitchen. Sorry I didn't remember to video it for ya, I know it's just what you love, especially the part where we had to keep pushing the hook deeper in so it could break back through the skin and come out on the other side. But it worked and thanks to friends, saved me a few smackers. I had to follow up with a tetanus shot at a clinic which was almost more freakish than the fish hook incident, and they gave me some anti-biotics for possible infection. This was the stuff they made in sudden mondo quantities last year or so to treat anthrax and now have lots and lots left over with nowhere to go. So if any of ya get a surprise anthrax scare, just gimme a call, I'll hook ya up.

Sacto Seano's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 10, 2004 03:54 PM

You mean Cipro? Hold on to that stuff... if any more terrerist fun happens, that Cipro will have huge street value....

Sid's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 12, 2004 10:17 PM

Sorry to hear about your doc bills, Een. And Merritt!!! Ouch... damn. Love to all y'all from the chilly place.

Jen on Ice's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 13, 2004 03:00 AM

dear eeno the poor but proud,

i too had a wound one day far ago. After insisting I needed stitches, the nurse led me to a doctor who insisted I didn´t. He cleaned it, put a band-aid on it, and gave me an ibuprofin (only 200 mg (cheap bastard)). The result? A get-well, $180 bill in the mail for 10 min of the doc´s precious time.
I called everyday bitching about the ethics, about the piss-state of health care. Eventually, someone must have erased it from the system. I say to you, complain like hell and bug the shit outta the staff. Everyday call like 10 times. Maybe they will hate you/feel sorry for your ass and delete you as well.
either way, i am sorry. The US sends the message if you are poor, you arent worth education, health care, or rehab. And yet, the US is structured to KEEP you poor. God Bless Uhmerica. I can see now why "everyone is jealous of our freedom".

groomy's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 16, 2004 11:20 AM

They're just jealous because our Prez is a Merkin.

Sid's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 17, 2004 04:09 AM


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