I have a deal with my landlord to help around the place- to sweep common areas from time to time, trim the vines in the backyard, etc.,
so when my neighbor contacted him about rats in the garage, he asked me to lay some traps. Today, when I checked them, this is what I found.
The big, fat words of eeno at September 23, 2004 06:34 PMThis is one of the reasons I both fear and love the world you live in.
Dael's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 23, 2004 08:27 PMpoor li'l guy
tomas's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 23, 2004 09:22 PMSo, is there any room left in the freezer? Or is it already packed with critters?
You know, if you give him a burial and let him decompose, his tiny bones would make a mighty adorable little mobile hanging over your computer. Rising heat from the monitor would keep him dancin' all the time!
I know you've been talking for years about that hamster fur coat project. Well, whaddya waitin' for? Gotta start somewhere.
Sacto Seano's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 23, 2004 11:42 PMFunny you should say that, Seano! Ham ham is actually in a ziplock baggie in my freezer right now. (I figured that if i put her in the garbage, she would be stinking up the hallway by the time that the trashman cometh....
eeno's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 12:43 AMham ham heartbreak
tomas's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 01:48 AMWhat the hell is the vibrant turqoise bait? Holy hell, that'd attract any docile rodent pet from North Amerigo! Oh wait... could it actually be a bit of gear lube on some fashionable tablet that's attracting the poor lil' rat? Well, for me it was the penguino bones first, then the gear lube and then, finally, the OW-30... I see that you're going at it the other way around. Oh Ian, it's a sad trail to walk down! Valley of the Dolls meets Greasy Shop Monkey meets Antarctic Survey Team... no, no, no! It's too real!!! ... did I ever relate the story of the decapitated Weddell seal?(Decapitated in the most friendly way possible -- by granolas-- of course!)
You just be careful of those deado animales.
And would you send me yer contact info again? My address book is (accidentally) w/ Tammy in Texass. Oh, I hope you don't receive any calls... and I know that you hope the same thing too. We can only wait and see, I suppose. She might find the gumption to go through and leech onto every name that she recognises. If you don't respond, she'll forget, though.
Much love from the drunken Antarktikan.
Beautiful pic that you recently sent. It did my soul so much good. Beautiful smiles! Thanks Ian!
--Feenerman
whoops... forgot to put my name with that comment...
Jen on Ice's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 04:46 AMMy hamster went missing about 2 weeks ago :( that's him!
p.s. is that blue thing a skittle?
Mark's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 07:40 AMThat blue thing is a Smarty- which I beleive is a Canadian form of M&M. Chocolate and peanut butter is a fave of the rodentia.
Plus, it makes dead hamsterz look so much more sad and pitiful.
eeno's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 11:59 AMIt made me gasp and then kind of giggle and no I feel like I might cry. Poor once hungry ham ham.
t's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 01:15 PMAh! That was your picture! Lucky you ... you got mixed by Goopy:
(http://www.pushby.com/locke/img/gmix_ham_wham.jpg if image linking isn't allowed on your blog)
locke's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 24, 2004 03:03 PMOh! Oh no! Oh the poor little thing!!
(Yeah, I gotta admit, it IS funny, in a wierd, ironic, foreign-art-film sort of way, but... geez... I had too many pet hamsters to ~not~ be sad....)
Sidde's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on September 27, 2004 04:51 AMHam gear!
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/panda-z-hamgear-023636.php
We can rebuild him! We have the technology! Then he's gonna come crush your house.
forrest's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on October 18, 2004 06:56 PM