Midterms week is over.
Now I am on spring break -- which means that I have the good fortune of being able to spend the coming week working on a paper. Yay!
Today after I got home from class, I was eating lunch, and watching "The world's most amazing videos" on the TiVo. As I was tromping into a frozen burrito, I was watching a segment about some firemen who almost get chomped up by a fire at a house. Just then, I smelled burning wood, and looked out the window to see a cloud of smoke drifting off into the distance. I hopped on my bike and went looking for it, ultimately finding a house that was engulfed in flames, surrounded by fire trucks. It was quite dramatic. Somebody is really bummed tonight. Then I went back home and chomped more burrito.
Today the gym, I was struck as I often am, by people on the ab machine. In this case, there was this quite heavy man laying on it, and he was positioned (as so many people tend to be) so that his kneck was right at the place that his midsection should be on the machine. This means that the work out that he was getting for his plump abs, was actually basically just an exercise for his lats and triceps as he pulled his head up and down. I have no doubt that he feels that plump abbage tightening up tonight as he sucks down a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Good for him!
Still in love with my Dick Tatian software! Dick Tatian, he's my man! If he can't do it, I'll eat a can!
The big, fat words of eeno at March 21, 2008 06:56 PMDamn, judgemental and sexist much?
As gender is irrelevant in regards to this posting, appropriate measures have been taken to neutralize offending previously stated gender arrangements. In regards to possible judgmental statements: I make the assumption that people go to the gym because they want to get some sort of tangible results. Whether that is a matter of their appearance, or greater cardiovascular health, it is just kind of funny to see how much time people waste on nothing, just so that they can get a false sense of satisfaction. Judgmental? Sure. I'm fine with that! Wheeeee!
Eenope's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on April 28, 2008 03:23 PMSo of ~course~ the person in question, because of their size and their lack of ability in using the equipment properly, would then go home that night and inhale frozen dairy products, or perhaps even baby-flavored doughnuts, transported directly to them on a conveyer belt even. Everybody knows that.
Sidde's werdz of wizdum, deposited here on June 3, 2008 11:38 PMAnd speaking of which,
"My whipped iced dairy beverage brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation."